Actually this was a drawn meme, but I wouldn't know how to draw some of those questions...
Here is the original:
fav.me/d2h382j1. Okay, first the most-common stuff: What the hell are you and where are you from?Last time I checked I was human. And I am from Bavaria... Okay, Germany.
2. Pfff... Who knows that country? In which continent is it, which language do you speak there and how is the flag?Well, due to our not so very glorious past, I guess everybody knows this country. ^^° It's in Europe.
We speak German and in Bavaria we have a special dialect.
The German flag:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia… The Bavarian flag:
www.bayern.de/Bild/original_19… 3. Worst flag ever. Angry? Give me the best insults in your language.Are you sure? You shouldn't ask a Bavarian for insults if you have something planned for Christmas...
himmeherrgottkreizkruzifixsakramentnoamoinaidamischenoagalzutzlagschingataodlgruamdiafdauchagschwerloschlocheibabierltsschaugdassdweidakimmstapackalwatschnisgleiaufgrissnundalittabluadisagleivabrittschltsaupreissnelendigehundskrippe~...Top favourite swearing: (Kru)zefix
Top favourite insult: (Sau)Preissn
4. We all know... All countries have problems with others. Tell me the countries people of yours normally hate, why and what do you think about itGermany: Well, we hate nobody except ourselves
as long as we aren't talking about football. But everybody hates
us. T_T
Bavaria: PRUSSIANS! ... What?! There is no Prussia anymore since 1947? We don't care! We said Bavaria would hate Prussia as long as we live, not as long as Prussia lives. Prussians are the worst! (… that's true. Even if there is no Prussia anymore, Bavarians still insult all non-Bavarians as „Preissn". But it's just kidding... we love our
retarded brothers...
)
5. The rest of the world always has stereotypes about your country, tell me about them. Are they true or should the rest of the world shut up?Hardworking, too serious, humourless, always wearing leather shorts, wear socks in sandals, environmentalists, always drinking beer, eating sausages, potatoes and kraut, are all overweight,... and still all Nazis -_-
If they are true...? I can't deny
all of them. But if you want to know for sure, just come here and I'll give you a guided tour. You don't have to be afraid, I am most certainly no Nazi.
6. Sports: Tell me which is the most popular in your country and if you like it.Most popular: We are king
football's faithful servants
(football as in soccer, by the way),... but also motor sports, handball, winter sports, biking, boxing, tennis,... whatever it is Germany is in xD
I like watching football, but I never played myself.
7. Politics: If you were the president or whatever, what laws would you love to have added to your country?There are a lot... But I don't want to start a political discussion here. ^^°
I would e.g. like our politicians to get rid of this cease-and-desist-(and-pay-crazy-amounts)-letter-insanity... and to finally pass the promised amendments of the education reform. Our recent school system sucks!
8. I'm glad you're not the president then. Let's see... Do you hate anything about your country?Germany: The fact that I always feel the necessity to add an „I'm sorry" when I say „I am German". -_-
Bavaria: No. I love everything about Bavaria... especially our modesty. *cough*
9. TV and music: Favourite TV show or music band (or singer) from your country?Hmh... Sorry, I don't have either. I can't think of a single good TV show, but I like cabaret shows. We have many famous composers of classical music (and
no, they're not Austrian), for modern music I'd say the Scorpions, Ich&Ich, Annett Louisan, Schandmaul, Wir sind Helden... but I don't really have a favourite band or singer. *shrugs*
10. The most important one: Where do the people of your country normally go when they want to get laid?Either a Puff, or you could call Rosi. ;D
11. I need to go there then. Now tell me about your food, drink and dance. And also tell me which currency is used in your country. Yes, all of that.Food: Just take a look at the prejudices. Sausages, potatoes, kraut, roast pork... everything that is fatty and unhealthy. And we also have a huge variety of bread.
Drink: beer, beer and beer... and a little wine.
Dance: typical for Bavaria is probably the Schuhplattler. But better don't look, it's awkward (and if even I as proud Bavarian say so, it must be
really awkward).
Currency: Euro (before that the DM, Deutsche Mark)
12. And now the last thingy. Tag 5 people from other countries and spread the fun.No. But whoever wants to do it, written or drawn, is welcome to send me the link. *curious*